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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>Random Humor and Occasional Wise Words From Your Less Than Average Nurse</description><title>Sh*t Nurses Say</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @shitnursessay)</generator><link>http://shitnursessay.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m44yfxzW3t1rrfuu8o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://shitnursessay.tumblr.com/post/36667431532</link><guid>http://shitnursessay.tumblr.com/post/36667431532</guid><pubDate>Tue, 27 Nov 2012 07:27:56 -0800</pubDate><category>wise words from your friendly nurse</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m44yekVmFs1rrfuu8o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://shitnursessay.tumblr.com/post/23300351536</link><guid>http://shitnursessay.tumblr.com/post/23300351536</guid><pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2012 11:41:28 -0700</pubDate><category>you know youre a nurse if</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m44ydvK5Vs1rrfuu8o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://shitnursessay.tumblr.com/post/23251786867</link><guid>http://shitnursessay.tumblr.com/post/23251786867</guid><pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 15:21:51 -0700</pubDate><category>wise words from your friendly nurse</category></item><item><title>If I had a dollar for every stupid thing a patient has told...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m44ycsmgeb1rrfuu8o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;If I had a dollar for every stupid thing a patient has told me…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We’ve been pinned on &lt;a href="http://pinterest.com/source/shitnursessay.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Pinterest&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;! 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